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Happy New Year from George Michael

Seasons greetings from pops best known pothead

I got this in my inbox about 5 minutes ago:

Happy New Year my dear,

I know that you will be surprise reading from unknown person but all I will like you to understand is that, God have already bless you and your entire family in this 2007 through this proposal. In a brief introduction, my name is George Michael, 26 years old. My intention of contacting you is to help me handle the investment of 12.6 million usd that I inherited from my late father, which he deposited in the bank before his sudden death. Urgently confirm your willingness to help me handle the investment of this money with honesty, without betraying my trust in you.

I will be waiting for your reply as you finish reading this message with your direct telephone number to enable me call you immediately and furnish you with more details, upon my confirmation of your willingness to assist me.

Best Regards,
George Michael

Now either he’s been at the hubbly bubbly pipe again or this is an impostor! I reckon its really him because “Happy new year my dear” is exactly what I’d expect from George. Also, I’m sure its customary in these types of financial agreements that I get a cut of the dough - he’s not offering a single penny for my help - gutted.

Edit.

At least I didn’t get offered a place at the round table of the Priory Of Sion Society!

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